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Why World Cup Soccer Sucks Explained By Triumph The Insult Comic Dog

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Triumph

I’m not ignorant about soccer, futbol. I played soccer in high school and I’ve watched high level teams play live and on TV.

It is boring, uneventful…a snoozefest. There is nothing interesting about soccer.

Conan O’Brien’s Triumph The Insult Comic Dog visited New York City recently to unleash his rapier wit on sports’ most clueless fans. Triumph drops by Queens, hilariously mocking the world’s most boring sport as well as soccer fans from Colombia, Greece and Uruguay.

Triumph’s puppet master is Robert Smigel. Enjoy!

More Triumph The Insult Comic Dog World Cup reporting in Part 2 below. Enjoy!

Enjoy Part 3 below.

Also read Ann Coulter’s accurate, truthful articles about soccer:

AMERICA’S FAVORITE NATIONAL PASTIME: HATING SOCCER

Soccer: Part Deux

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